Category: News
U.S. Citizenship Test Now Requires Four Years In Surprise Prison, Officials Announce
White House unveils citizenship exam update: a four-year imprisonment section with unmarked vans, no trial, and extra credit for surviving until 2028.
New Safety Features Coming To ChatGPT Include Seatbelts, Condoms, And A Puzzle Slider, Says OpenAI
OpenAI unveils satirically overcautious ChatGPT safeguards: seatbelts, vape lectures, parental tattling, and a puzzle slider to unlock the worst ideas.